Welcome to the Kitchen Pan Pong World Championship. I face off my sister in the final round. The audience is going wild. My outstanding last move brings home the victory! I leave my opponent on the floor and get rewarded with the Platinum Kitchen Cup. What an exciting day for sports around the world.
Disclaimer: due to the fact corona virus is the only thing preventing this kitchen from becoming a real, live arena with alive, cheering fans in close proximity to each other, the corona beer bottles line the net.
